One Direction as waiters
liam: oh god i'm so sorry i didn't come here fast enough did i? i'm sorry this is on the house i'm sorry
niall: hurry up and order ya fucking cunts
harry: erm...so...what would....you like....to *hell freezes over*....order?
louis: can you hurry the hell up? don't you know who i am? *throws prada shoe*
zayn: erm, yeh...so, you got any weed? can use that to pay instead, no? okay.